I Just Had A Craving for Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream and Some Vodka

Do you know those things that you cannot conceptually wrap your head around? I’m going through that right now. I just finished watching My Super Royal 16, featuring Justin Combs. Now this I completely understand. What I just can’t get is being the fruit of P. Diddy’s loins. It’s not impossible, he’s human, the man can have kids. But how cool is it to be a part Diddy? I mean forget the fact that his sons are unbelievably handsome because they have good genes and can rock unibrows like no other. My favorite part of the show was watching all the party guests. His school friends are clearly part of the Horace Mann Outta Da Hood Program, with their Nicki Minaj hair cuts. It made me giggle.


This post wasn't really thought out or planned. I actually have nothing to talk about at length so I decided to compile a list of little or likely known facts about myself. 


LKFs About Me


1. I find Ecclestial music soothing. Yea, like chanting monks and stuff. I'm not sure why I like it, but I do. I don't even own any, nor do I listen to it on a regular basis. Whenever I hear it in passing I'll stop to listen and this serene feeling comes over me.


2. I plan on antiquing the one pair of slippers I own. They're almost 10 years old and are in the shape of tie dyed VW bugs. I absolutely love them and they were the last pair. I begged my mom to get them for me. At the time, they were 6 sizes too big, but now they are nice and broken into.


3. I chose my favorite sports team by the one cute guy they had on the team. The breakdown is simple. I'm a Steelers fan because of Troy Polamalu, who, for the record, I loved before the wildabeast. I like the Broncos for Ryan Harris, the sexiest man in the NFL. Fuck Reggie. And I am a die hard Celtics fan because I met Alex at a game. But I loves me some Kevin Garnett too. However, when Iverson was with the Sixers, I loved them too...for Raja Bell. I followed him to Utah before I realized it was very expensive to keep updating my fan gear when he was traded.


4. I only visit The Met to see the French rooms. This is another thing I'm not sure about why I love it, but I do.
5. If and when I'm having a baby shower, I want guests to bring their favorite kids book. I mean its only fair. And I do love books. I'm not saying I'm forcing my passions on my children but.........


6. I regret one (possibly two) of my tattoos I'm running out of unseen space and I'm now debating getting a sleeve. If I still want one in 5 years, I'm going to commit and get the sleeve.


7. I've never seen any of the Star Wars movies. I want to, because its such a staple in pop culture. I want to be in on all the jokes about the whole series of movies.


8. I wear men's deodorant because my sweat glands are on a woman but built for a man. TMI? Ehhhh you'll get over it!


9. I would love to be able to be a drag queen. I recently found a loop hole on Wikipedia. Apparently, there are women who dress in drag and they are called faux queens. Guess what my New Year's resolution for 2011 is?

10. I enjoy eating food NOT tasting cuisine...and yes there is a difference. A great to me could involve copious amounts of buffalo wings. If your about to propose, I don't need escargot and what not. And to be honest, I don't mind being taken to McDonald's on dates. 

11. I want a wig.


12.When I watch TV I often answer the questions, like they asked me. I plan on being on TV at least once in my life...I might as well get some practice.


13. I miss my high school uniform. Let me tell you a lil story. When I was a freshman in college, I had to do a presentation for my Intro to Education class. Everyone showed up in dressy clothes, and I showed up in jeans and a sweatshirt. I didn't put any thought into what I wore because whenever I gave a presentation I was in my uniform. I got a C+ because of my wardrobe malfunction. One word, two syllables: BULLSHIT. Lady, that was a B presentation.