Hurricane Irene Drinking Game

I haven't made a good themed drinking game in about two years. It got a few good reviews, so I'm going to try my hand at this again. Seeing as we're all bored and not taking this hurricane seriously, you should try it. DRINK:

• When you discover a marathon of one of your favorite shows is on. Chug during the theme song.
• If you rented a horror movie tonight.
• Chug when you hear Tip Toe Through The Tulips by Tiny Tim
•  One of the shows you are watching is interrupted by news coverage.
• You had to be evacuated.
• If you are praying you don't lose power because the VMAs are tomorrow and you really want to see the tribute to Britney Spears.
• If you filled up pots with water..."just in case"
• If you lost power.
• When you notice you've been binge eating out of boredom.
• If someone has texted you to come cuddle during the storm.
• If you wrote your name and next of kin's contact information on your torso.
• Every time you think you're bored.
• You have a hand crank powered appliance.
• You think this hurricane isn't going to be as big of a deal as everyone is making it out to be.

Happy Hangover people.

Hot Seks of the Day

DeRay Davis

In the wee hours of the morning, I was watching DeRay's stand up, Power Play. It was pure comedy, which is sort of the point. So check it out!

VMA 2011 Predictions

Unlike last year, Lady Gaga isn't nominated in every category. This leaves room for some competition. I guess.....

Best New Artist: I'm most familiar with Wiz Khalifa, and I know more than one of his songs. But Thin Sean is growing on me because his name PROBABLY makes sense when he's naked. All the other nominees are hipster acts, and hipsters must die. My vote is for Wiz Khalifa.

Best Pop Video: As a member of the teeny bopper generation, I feel obligated to pick Britney Spears to win this category. However this video is a mashup of all her other videos and its just not good. Katy Perry is becoming one of my favorite artists in very small increments. But, when Bruno Mars sings, he sings only to me. My vote is for Bruno Mars.

Best Rock Video: Foster the People....because I like their name.

Best Hip-Hop Video: This has been the year of Kanye, and I'm over his hype. But I'm picking the seizure inducing All Of The Lights video.

Best Female Video: Seeing as Adele's last three albums were based on her relationship with one man, homegirl could use a little love. So I'm voting for Adele's Rolling in the Deep.

Best Male Video: Once again Grenade by Bruno Mars.

Best Collaboration: Chris Brown speaks to my soul....because I've seen him naked. Also, I like to swag out to him in my room sometimes. Look At Me Now is winning this one.

Video of the Year: I don't particularly enjoy The Beastie Boys, but I love me some NBC's Thursday Night lineup cameos.

Best Video with a Message: This is a new category, so I'm not sure what the message they're looking for is. They all seem emo in a way, and the only thing worse than a hipster is an emo hipster.

Books That Changed My Life

egotrip's Big Book of Racism

This is just a well written book of stereotype's that we've been taught are unacceptable to laugh at, outside of the comfort of our own homes.  Definitely an information packed, page turner that will constantly have you saying, 

....and not caring.