Hurricane Irene Drinking Game

I haven't made a good themed drinking game in about two years. It got a few good reviews, so I'm going to try my hand at this again. Seeing as we're all bored and not taking this hurricane seriously, you should try it. DRINK:

• When you discover a marathon of one of your favorite shows is on. Chug during the theme song.
• If you rented a horror movie tonight.
• Chug when you hear Tip Toe Through The Tulips by Tiny Tim
•  One of the shows you are watching is interrupted by news coverage.
• You had to be evacuated.
• If you are praying you don't lose power because the VMAs are tomorrow and you really want to see the tribute to Britney Spears.
• If you filled up pots with water..."just in case"
• If you lost power.
• When you notice you've been binge eating out of boredom.
• If someone has texted you to come cuddle during the storm.
• If you wrote your name and next of kin's contact information on your torso.
• Every time you think you're bored.
• You have a hand crank powered appliance.
• You think this hurricane isn't going to be as big of a deal as everyone is making it out to be.

Happy Hangover people.

Dix Du Jour:Movie With Scenes That Make Me Cry

1. The Little Princess - Sarah is looking to her father to save her and he doesn't remember her because he got a spritz of napalm to his face.
2. My Girl - "Where's he glasses? He can't see without his glasses!!" Enough. Said.
3. Artificial Intelligence - Monica tries to leave David in the woods after whispering the magic phrase. What a bitch.
4. Titanic - Jack and Rose are in steerage and water is about to sweep a child away.
5. The Other Sister - Carla is making her wedding invitations and her whole wedding make me cry happy tears.
6. Charlotte's Web - Whoever thought Charlotte's death should be a scene in this movie has some serious issues. What ten year old is stable enough for that? Hell, I'm 22 and I'm barely able to get through it.
7. My Sister's Keeper - After Kate's first round of chemo until the end of the movie, I was in hysterics. I was also angry with the ending but you probably already read that.
8. Hachi:A Dog's Tale - I can't give the scene without spoiling the whole movie
9. Ladder 49 -Before he went crazy, Joaquin Phoenix dying in a fire made me cry. It also made me not want to date a firefighter or a policeman, ever.
10. Pearl Harbor - Obviously, when Danny dies.

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