Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Dix Du Jour:Things That Are Pissing Me Off Today
1. Someone just moved out of my apartment building, and they're doing a construction on it during my sleep time. Today it started at 8:16 am eastern standard time. I'm not pleased.
2. I feel and look like death warmed over. I don't really care, but it still bothers me.
3. The guy who works in the library is reading Decoded, the worst book I've bought this year. I may tell him about it when I go settle my outstanding balance.
4. Last night, I had a conversation with a male friend of mine, who asked me: "Why have we never been on a date?" The answer was quite simple and I said " Because I don't want to have sex with you." Which released all his demons and he was trying to figure out why. I don't owe anyone an explanation, but apparently telling him he wasn't my type didn't suffice. Then he asked me why I talk to him. So to the people who think just because someone speaks to you it means they want you, y'all are pissing me off.
5. I placed an order online last night for the greatest t-shirt in history and I have yet to receive a confirmation email. Its a problem.
6. These brain dead assholes I'm doing my final project with.
7. My Blackberry keeps freezing while I play Word Mole and then I lose.
8. People who unfriend people in the social networking universe. This is paired with number 4.
9. My lack of a real job.
10. People who don't respond to my text messages in a timely manner. My jokes aren't funny four hours after I ask you.
2. I feel and look like death warmed over. I don't really care, but it still bothers me.
3. The guy who works in the library is reading Decoded, the worst book I've bought this year. I may tell him about it when I go settle my outstanding balance.
4. Last night, I had a conversation with a male friend of mine, who asked me: "Why have we never been on a date?" The answer was quite simple and I said " Because I don't want to have sex with you." Which released all his demons and he was trying to figure out why. I don't owe anyone an explanation, but apparently telling him he wasn't my type didn't suffice. Then he asked me why I talk to him. So to the people who think just because someone speaks to you it means they want you, y'all are pissing me off.
5. I placed an order online last night for the greatest t-shirt in history and I have yet to receive a confirmation email. Its a problem.
6. These brain dead assholes I'm doing my final project with.
7. My Blackberry keeps freezing while I play Word Mole and then I lose.
8. People who unfriend people in the social networking universe. This is paired with number 4.
9. My lack of a real job.
10. People who don't respond to my text messages in a timely manner. My jokes aren't funny four hours after I ask you.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Dix Du Jour: Gifts I Wouldn't Mind Getting This Christmas
1. A Snuggie
2. A Tamagotchi
3. Novelty slippers
4. Gift cards
5. Golden rings
6. The Godfather collection on DVD
7. A Macbook Pro
8. Laid
9. Tickets to see a play
10. A paid vacation
2. A Tamagotchi
3. Novelty slippers
4. Gift cards
5. Golden rings
6. The Godfather collection on DVD
7. A Macbook Pro
8. Laid
9. Tickets to see a play
10. A paid vacation
Monday, October 4, 2010
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