Thursday, October 27, 2011

Thirsty Thurday: Leblon Cachaça

Brazilian Cider
Ideal to dull the pain after you Mr. Miyagi this winter
1.5 oz Leblon Cachaça 
1.5 oz Apple cider
1/2 oz Lemon juice
2 tsp sugar

Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice
Shake vigorously
Strain into rocks glass
Can be served hot or cold

Friday, October 21, 2011

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Hot Seks of the Day


Eric Decker
Pisces, WR Denver Broncos

Thirsty Thursday: Pama Liquer

Persephone's Plight
Let this seasonal fruit take you back into the underworld, where you too can rule spirits
4 oz. Citrus vodka
2 oz. Pama Pomegranate liquer
Top with Pom Wonderful
Shake with ice
Strain into a chilled glass
Garnish with frozen pomegranate seeds
Annihilate accordingly

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Thirsty Thursday: Peach Ciroc

Peachy Keen
For the mornings you wake up in Room 112 after letting someone taste your peaches and cream
2 oz. Ciroc Peach premium vodka
6 oz. Tropicana Peach Orchard Punch
2 oz. Peach schnapps
Shake well
Take that! over ice.


Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Dix Du Jour:Embarrassing Things I Fell Victim To Over The Past Decade

10. B2K
9. MySpace
8. The XFL {My favorite player was He Hate Me}
7. Hair gel
6. Eric
5. Hot 97 Mixtapes
4. Polo cable knit sweaters
3. Enjoying myself at Webster Hall
2. Internet trends.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Hurricane Irene Drinking Game

I haven't made a good themed drinking game in about two years. It got a few good reviews, so I'm going to try my hand at this again. Seeing as we're all bored and not taking this hurricane seriously, you should try it. DRINK:

  • When you discover a marathon of one of your favorite shows is on. Chug during the theme song.
  • If you rented a horror movie tonight.
  •  One of the shows you are watching is interrupted by news coverage.
  • You had to be evacuated.
  • If you are praying you don't lose power because the VMAs are tomorrow and you really want to see the tribute to Britney Spears.
  • If you filled up pots with water..."just in case"
  • If you lost power.
  • When you notice you've been binge eating out of boredom.
  • If someone has texted you to come cuddle during the storm.
  • If you wrote your name and next of kin's contact information on your torso.
  • Every time you think you're bored.
  • You have a hand crank powered appliance.
  • You think this hurricane isn't going to be as big of a deal as everyone is making it out to be.
Happy Hangover people.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Hot Seks of the Day

DeRay Davis

In the wee hours of the morning, I was watching DeRay's stand up, Power Play. It was pure comedy, which is sort of the point. So check it out!

VMA 2011 Predictions

Unlike last year, Lady Gaga isn't nominated in every category. This leaves room for some competition. I guess.....

Best New Artist: I'm most familiar with Wiz Khalifa, and I know more than one of his songs. But Thin Sean is growing on me because his name PROBABLY makes sense when he's naked. All the other nominees are hipster acts, and hipsters must die. My vote is for Wiz Khalifa.

Best Pop Video: As a member of the teeny bopper generation, I feel obligated to pick Britney Spears to win this category. However this video is a mashup of all her other videos and its just not good. Katy Perry is becoming one of my favorite artists in very small increments. But, when Bruno Mars sings, he sings only to me. My vote is for Bruno Mars.

Best Rock Video: Foster the People....because I like their name.

Best Hip-Hop Video: This has been the year of Kanye, and I'm over his hype. But I'm picking the seizure inducing All Of The Lights video.

Best Female Video: Seeing as Adele's last three albums were based on her relationship with one man, homegirl could use a little love. So I'm voting for Adele's Rolling in the Deep.

Best Male Video: Once again Grenade by Bruno Mars.

Best Collaboration: Chris Brown speaks to my soul....because I've seen him naked. Also, I like to swag out to him in my room sometimes. Look At Me Now is winning this one.

Video of the Year: I don't particularly enjoy The Beastie Boys, but I love me some NBC's Thursday Night lineup cameos.

Best Video with a Message: This is a new category, so I'm not sure what the message they're looking for is. They all seem emo in a way, and the only thing worse than a hipster is an emo hipster.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Books That Changed My Life

egotrip's Big Book of Racism

This is just a well written book of stereotype's that we've been taught are unacceptable to laugh at, outside of the comfort of our own homes.  Definitely an information packed, page turner that will constantly have you saying, 

funny gifs

....and not caring.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Dix Du Jour:Movie With Scenes That Make Me Cry

  1. The Little Princess - Sarah is looking to her father to save her and he doesn't remember her because he got a spritz of napalm to his face.
  2. My Girl - "Where's he glasses? He can't see without his glasses!!" Enough. Said.
  3. Artificial Intelligence - Monica tries to leave David in the woods after whispering the magic phrase. What a bitch.
  4. Titanic - Jack and Rose are in steerage and water is about to sweep a child away.
  5. The Other Sister - Carla is making her wedding invitations and her whole wedding make me cry happy tears.
  6. Charlotte's Web - Whoever thought Charlotte's death should be a scene in this movie has some serious issues. What ten year old is stable enough for that? Hell, I'm 22 and I'm barely able to get through it.
  7. My Sister's Keeper - After Kate's first round of chemo until the end of the movie, I was in hysterics. I was also angry with the ending but you probably already read that.
  8. Hachi:A Dog's Tale - I can't give the scene without spoiling the whole movie
  9. Ladder 49 -Before he went crazy, Joaquin Phoenix dying in a fire made me cry. It also made me not want to date a firefighter or a policeman, ever.
  10. Pearl Harbor - Obviously, when Danny dies.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Dix Du Jour:Quintessential Christmas Albums

1. Merry Christmas by Mariah Carey
2. The Sinatra Christmas Album by Frank Sinatra
3. LaFace Family Christmas Album
4. A Charlie Brown Christmas
5. White Christmas by Bing Crosby
6. Celtic Thunder Christmas
7. Merry Christmas 2 You by Mariah Carey
8. Home For Christmas by NSYNC
9. My Kind of Christmas by Christina Aguilera
10. From Then To You by The Beetles

Hot Seks of The Day

Columbus Keith Short

This Makes Me Think Of Jessica!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Dix Du Jour:Things That Are Pissing Me Off Today

1. Someone just moved out of my apartment building, and they're doing a construction on it during my sleep time. Today it started at 8:16 am eastern standard time. I'm not pleased.

2. I feel and look like death warmed over. I don't really care, but it still bothers me.

3. The guy who works in the library is reading Decoded, the worst book I've bought this year. I may tell him about it when I go settle my outstanding balance.

4. Last night, I had a conversation with a male friend of mine, who asked me: "Why have we never been on a date?" The answer was quite simple and I said " Because I don't want to have sex with you." Which released all his demons and he was trying to figure out why. I don't owe anyone an explanation, but apparently telling him he wasn't my type didn't suffice. Then he asked me why I talk to him. So to the people who think just because someone speaks to you it means they want you, y'all are pissing me off.

5. I placed an order online last night for the greatest t-shirt in history and I have yet to receive a confirmation email. Its a problem.

6. These brain dead assholes I'm doing my final project with.

7. My Blackberry keeps freezing while I play Word Mole and then I lose.

8. People who unfriend people in the social networking universe. This is paired with number 4.

9. My lack of a real job.

10. People who don't respond to my text messages in a timely manner. My jokes aren't funny four hours after I ask you.